Translation of caricature in German

Hello and Dude. I'm great as here in Europe the sixteen best national soccer-teams are playing against each other (it is called Euro). Turkey won the first match last Sunday (1:0). Probably they will win the next match tomorrow.
It seemed that the fisherman and his daughter did not intend to keep on rowing unless we would buy something and we were really annoyed by that and did not hide it. In the end they passed.
As my wife is a travel agent, and knows that in certain cases people do not show up, we decided to take a taxi to the airport nonetheless. It was actually not far from the border, about 5 kilometers away.